Look, I didn't want to be a half-breed. I didn't ask to be the son of a Greek god. I was just a regular kid who went to school, played basketball, and skateboarded. The usual. Until I accidentally foiled my math teacher. Now I spend my time fighting monsters and generally trying to stay alive. In this story, Zeus, God of the Sky, thinks I've stolen his thunderbolt—and angering Zeus is a very bad idea.